This is just not meh week.

Recap of meh week. First on Tuesday I was in wrestling and hurt my left felangie. Then the next night I was running furiously from a vicious tempest of a person in an epic game of hide-and-seek. Due to the darkness of the room my depth perception was a little off. (by a little I mean tons!) I misjudged the narrowness of the rows and slid to hid between them and ended up hitting meh eye on the edge of the seat. I guess thats what I get for judging haha. Then today I was sanding a piece of wood that shot out and scraped my right middle felangie and took a chunk out of my right third finger nale. I wonder what will happen next....

Cinematic adventure of the day! ep.1

Today's cinematic adventure of the day is!........... "The Notebook".
Ok this movie is not a cinematic adventure at all! It is what I like to call a:
Cinematic Tear Fest. "why do u call it that Devin?" "That is an excellent question person in my head who randomly asks me questions!" "Ill tell you why I call it that. I call it that because this movie is the ultimate chick-flick. If your a chick and you haven't seen this movie you AREN'T A CHICK! This movie also the ULTIMATE TEAR JERKER. This movie could make a grown man cry. If you have seen this movie and didn't cry or get teary eyes, then you are not human. And that is the cinematic adventure of the day! Until next time! *waves goodbye like on a talk show*

Sword or gun?

So I was watching a zombie movie about Nazi Zombies (lol I love the phrase nazi zombies! haha) so it got me thinking. "what would I take to a zombie battle?" "sword or gun?" I was thinking about the gun which led me to think about a secret agent which led me to think about how stealthy they are. And how they are elite ninja assassins. And elite ninja assassins are quiet and use physical attacks which are way more silent. so through this stupendous fit of mental thought I reluctantly chose the sword. Sword beats gun :)

The advice and thoughts of Devin.

1. When running from a bear, DO NOT get caught with your pants down...its not pretty.(especially for the bear.)
2. Life is one big sucker punch to the gonads.
3. From my grandpa," Quit that tool cool fool, and watch that rise in your levis."
4.Laxatives and brownies DO NOT mix!
5.When it itches, it SHALL be scratched! no questions asked.
6.Frihole means bean in spanish! :)
7. As made famous by my cousin steven,"You don't tell me!"
To be continued.......

blogger ep.1

Here I am sitting trying to catch the true essence of blogging. I am sitting in a very relaxing position with a mt.dew in one hand (best. soda. evar.) and pizza in the other trying to think of total randomocity that is sure to bedazzle peoples worlds! So far I have nothing. But I will! oh yes, mark my words reader who will be bedazzled I will!

Spring break.

Well I have done absolutely nothing until today because its my birthday. yay! I went to Buckle (best. store. ever.) got some pretty darn good looking appearrel. OH NO the ice skating rinks are closed today!!!! >:( this soooo stupid I have to wait to tomorrow! so much for a birthday activity.......................

clearing things up.

First of all for people who know are probably saying "what the.... why is your name Rwinn?" well its bcause that is my favorite name bceause its awesome and kick every other names tush! there its cleared up problem solved.